two days ago i had a dream that i got to see "J-lo" live, washed her underwear, and she gave me a "J-lo" business card--how WEAK IS THAT!?!?

:i never use this computer. you can just give me any ol' piece of crap: was what just came out of my cube-cell block neighbors mouth. he and i are in fact, two of the few that are spared the torturous humiliation of having our cubes "downsized"..yes, it's true..over the 82 degree weekend, a whole gaggle of highly paid "efficiency experts" are coming in to squish people cubes. there is no hope for this world. not after that. now i'm getting catty looks for people..hey, i didn't do it! by now fault of my own, i am now somehow the "cube bourgeoisie."

ironically, my cubey neighbor looks, acts and speaks (mono-tone) like milton from office space. he is effing Milton to a T! scar-e.

K, can we just discuss the fact that "J-lo" studied Tao Kwon Doe for that piece of trash :Enough: yet refused to cut her hair. How feminist, J-lo..thanks a lot for representin'. No-talent Moron.