1) Those bumper-stickers that say "This car climbed Mount Washington"....
Really? Are you THAT proud that you almost forced your engine to cease and wasted 5 quarts of oil as it eeked it's way up a mountain, fighting an unatural battle against gravity, with your foot on the accelator as you just sat there taking in the scenery. Are you really that proud of your laziness? If I can't make it up the damn mountain, I'm not going to punish my car as an alternative. If you want to buy something---why not bring your car in for an oil change instead of wasting it on such a stupid bumper sticker?
2) Credit cards that have an 800 number on the back that say "if lost or stolen" .. please call. Well, if I lost my credit card or someone stole it, that number is not going to prove very useful to me. Just a thought.
3) How come evil people often live long and fruitful lives, while people who speak the truth get to die? I guess I'll just never know.
We miss you, John.
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