When the "pretty people" bitch and moan

I had the unfortunate opportunity of witnessing these year's VMA awards and feel it necessary to comment on the following things:

a) the choices in current music, sucks (but you already knew that)
b) jah-ruh and ashanti will be performing at a Burker King near you within a year
c) eminem (don't believe the hype!)
d) everyone was either coked out or drunk at the podiem
e) how do you spell "podiem"?
f)emimen needs serious psycho-therapy
d) Mary J Blige was the only gracious person who spoke, besides MJ, who outright frightens me (sorry :)
h) Nike operates sweat shops world-wide and all i got were these lousy VMA's
i) GNR is more like FIIO... "Face it, it's over"
j)How's the coke treatin ya, Christina?
k) Kewl camera filter but oddly it made everyone look like Corporate Whores with over-priced clothing
l)Jimmy Falon was comical, at least
J) precisely how many cow's were involved in the making of these outfits. Gwen Stefani's outfit alone would have accounted for at least five steer
K) and finally, stop bitching because you make like 1/3 of the nation's wealth ..SHUT THE EFF UP!! NO ONE FEELS SORRY FOR YOU!! Maybe you should take that money and go buy yourself some talent. At least, take some voice lessons, c'mon!

k, that being that, i forgot to post about my experience with my Memere last Sunday. I brought her into Victoria's Secret. I actually didn't buy anything in there, since their bras are $40, which..lemme tell ya..I've never paid $40 for anything that goes underneath clothing, much less anything else.. I rarely spend more than like $20 for shoes..

anyway, this experience was Memere's first introduction to the world of "the thong" of which she commented on in her distinctly French-Canadian accent:

(i like ordered lists today, sue me)
a) "I don't know Kristen, I think this would get caught in my rectum"(memere proceeds to laugh hysterically)

b)" I could make this out of one of my hankerchiefs" (I proceed to laugh hysterically)

oh, such wise words from an 80- year old woman. We thank you Meme'