Inspector "C'

It's like getting food poisoning.

You go back into the world thinking you can take it on. Bring me a pizza!

And then you get sick all over again.

Healing takes time.

Peruz Hilltop

She will carry around books, but she won't read them, states publicist.

She will give subliminal dieting messages to the masses.

She goes by her native american name, Peruz Hilltop.

The villagers scroll daily heiroglyphics about her daily adventures.

They scroll images of the 42 alsatian puppies it took to make her coat.

She's asked that you please smudge some sage for her while she's in rehab.

U Usurp my Madness

I stand in wonderment of your beautiful love
You usurp my madness, brown, saggy-eyed
sandpaper-toed love monger

You make me happier than May
prouder than any Mother
more humble than any Mystic

You keep the evil Cruella, shoulder-padded-Dynasty-finale-mimicking-crazy- wench-sandwich away

And I love you more than the word love could ever emit.

My beautiful Golden streak of lovely locks, Ice Face....My heart beats with yours.

I love you.

by the way, your breath stinks. But I love you anyway.

Amy Winehouse: Back to Black

She threw up on stage and all and she might be a trainwreck or she might just be living in a fish-bowl or a little bit of both, but I CANNOT get over this song. So motown.

Fuck the Grammies. Here's to chicks with guitars!

There is a painting of San Gabriel Arcángel fighting the devil.......

There is a painting of San Gabriel Arcángel fighting the devil in my Abuela's hallway.

His eyes are bulging and crazy as he thrusts his sword through the demon's heart.

Down the hall, my Aunt Inez is raped by her blue-eyed "father" ...again and again as my grandmother lights more altar candles.

The smell pilfers the air from my grandmother's seperate bedroom, making it's way into Inez's leaking nostrils, burning her tears.

Until they send Inez to a convent so he can "keep his hands off her."

He beats my father, instead.

Go on!

In case you missed it...
Click here to watch Ugly Betty star America Ferrera's touching acceptance speech as she won her Golden Globe for Best Actress in a TV Comedy or Musical.
Represent, mami!!


Hell Yea, Mz. Jennifer Hudson wins Best Supporting Actress for her roll in Dreamgirls. We still haven't forgotten you, Jennifer Holliday.


Alejandro González Iñárritu wins Golden Globe for Best Picture -Drama (Babel---on my netflix queue!)
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