Sunday in the park with you George

Today was like a super, fantastic, delicious day.

I really love spring.

We met up with my nephews at the park.

There was a pan-flutist with a funky, patch-worked jacket on, playing and dancing around.

My nephew Myles kept trying to stand next to him and imitate him, but in a very innocent Myles-like way.

Beth just let him do it. It was awesome! Me and my other nephew just sat on the bench and laughed our asses off. My brother was like "Beth..tell him to stop"..but then even he broke out into laughter.

But the Zemphyr dude started getting irritated with my nephew who was just trying to have a good time. Jesus dude, it's flattery---take it as a compliment.

He ended up moving away from my nephew--it's like, if you don't understand kids, you probably shouldn't be playing your damn flute next to a playground. Maybe shoot for an elderly living facility?

But seriously, watching a grown man's ego get threatened by a 7-year old is down right entertaining, esp. when you appear to be such a "free spirit."

Then everyone came over and I cooked a big meal: multi-grain pizza for Myles, falafel, hummus, taboule, jasmine rice with curry, broccoli and green beans and pumpkin pie for everyone else.

Then I cleaned the whole house.

I'm friggin' exhausted, but it was an awesome day.

Then I got this totally random, fucking email from a guy named Ryan Timberlake.

Are Priests from Great Britain allowed to marry? WTF? Scam.

Hello,

How is Business,

My name is ryan duke I am presently in the UK here i work as a videographer & Priest.


The reason why i am contacting you is that my wife sharron will be Celibrating her 40th Birthday Party soon, precisely on the 22th Of apr 2007,please check your avalability for this date becouse I will like you to take care of the Music aspect of the event.

I came across your profile and am impressed with your
services,experience,your kind of music of course is okay by me.

The venue address of the event is 207 east 2nd street ,AMHERST MA 01004

We are expecting about 80-100 guest & its going to be an indoor party.


The party starts 12pm-5pm according to our program of the event.

You are to start performing when it is 1pm till the end of the party.
There will no be any dance from guest nor familly for any reason what
we
only need from you is for you to just give us interesting music.

All expenses would be taken care of by me;Please I want the best
service from you, because she is my only wife & i love her so much.
So your best production is needed at this occasion.

Pls Let me know your CHARGES to work for 4 Hours on that day,1pm -5pm
when the event will be ending,moreso let me know how you plan to
move down here with your electronics?

I will want to put it to your notice that i will take care of your
hotel only if requested from you,please let me know how many of you
will be comming for this event?

I hope to read from you soon & also to have your service QUOTE
which will only include your travel,feeding, and your service fee.
I look forward to your response and also your price package so that
i can make quick arrangement of paying you a deposit payment so
that you can book my wife event on your calendar.


Pls email me back asap.
Best Regards

Inspector "C'

It's like getting food poisoning.

You go back into the world thinking you can take it on. Bring me a pizza!

And then you get sick all over again.

Healing takes time.

Peruz Hilltop

She will carry around books, but she won't read them, states publicist.

She will give subliminal dieting messages to the masses.

She goes by her native american name, Peruz Hilltop.

The villagers scroll daily heiroglyphics about her daily adventures.

They scroll images of the 42 alsatian puppies it took to make her coat.

She's asked that you please smudge some sage for her while she's in rehab.

U Usurp my Madness

I stand in wonderment of your beautiful love
You usurp my madness, brown, saggy-eyed
sandpaper-toed love monger

You make me happier than May
prouder than any Mother
more humble than any Mystic

You keep the evil Cruella, shoulder-padded-Dynasty-finale-mimicking-crazy- wench-sandwich away

And I love you more than the word love could ever emit.

My beautiful Golden streak of lovely locks, Ice Face....My heart beats with yours.

I love you.

by the way, your breath stinks. But I love you anyway.

Amy Winehouse: Back to Black

She threw up on stage and all and she might be a trainwreck or she might just be living in a fish-bowl or a little bit of both, but I CANNOT get over this song. So motown.

Fuck the Grammies. Here's to chicks with guitars!

There is a painting of San Gabriel Arcángel fighting the devil.......

There is a painting of San Gabriel Arcángel fighting the devil in my Abuela's hallway.

His eyes are bulging and crazy as he thrusts his sword through the demon's heart.

Down the hall, my Aunt Inez is raped by her blue-eyed "father" ...again and again as my grandmother lights more altar candles.

The smell pilfers the air from my grandmother's seperate bedroom, making it's way into Inez's leaking nostrils, burning her tears.

Until they send Inez to a convent so he can "keep his hands off her."

He beats my father, instead.